Pudge, "Mr. Modopoe": After an extensive career in doggy porn, Pudge found himself bored with the day to day grind.  Upon turning his back on an illustrious career, he found himself alone and that those around him did not care for him they way he once believed they did.  He gave up his sex, drugs and rock and roll lifestyle for the search of something more meaningful.  He spent his savings traveling the world to see what else life had to offer.  He returned home with a new perspective and a vision of what the world could be.  He joined his local police department and in a very short time proved his nose had talent that could sniff out drugs, corpses and the closest doughnut shop within a mile and a half.  Pudge was finally happy to be giving back to the same community that he has taken so much from in the past.  Then one night it all came to an end.  All Pudge recalls was that it was dark that night.  The rest of the testimony on what happened that night comes from the officers that were at his side when he was staring death in the face.  The bust was a crack house in Compton.  The owner of the house was also pimping out a litter of baby Chihuahuas to Pudge's old boss, doggy porn king Ralph Macchio (no relation).  Pudge took this to heart as he wandered around back, but with his age catching up to him, the perps could hear his heavy panting outside the window.  They bust out through the back door and take hold of him, keeping him hostage until the police back down and leave the hood.  Pudge worked too hard to stand for this.  He single handedly...  er, uh, pawedly took the opposition by surprise.  He escaped from their evil clutches and ran back into the house, carrying out the basket of puppies with his mouth.  Unfortunately while inside, he tripped over a vat of chemicals and set off a chain reaction starting in the meth lab that ended up destroying the entire crack house.  While the puppies were unharmed, Pudge was forced to retire due to his injuries.  Since gaining credibility as a humanitarian, Hollywood has taken his acting much more seriously.  He can be seen in an upcoming short film at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival.

< back to talent